Wednesday, March 31, 2010

I have Pregnancy Turrets

I realized that whilst pregnant, the average woman has something I call “pregnancy turrets”.  This is an undocumented affliction [that I just made up] where we randomly say things out loud concerning our ever changing bodies. Just yesterday I was getting out of the shower and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and said, “Are my areola's two different sizes? What up with that?” 

I also got out of the car today and turned to Potter and said, “You need to get me out of these jeans and I’ll be happy!” I didn’t realize there were guys working on the deck next door. I’m sure they thought, “Slow down sister, that’s what got you into that mess in the first place.”

1 comment:

Doc said...

Totally! My wife did the same type thing when she was pregnant...